On a Sunday morning, as a couple prepares for church, the wife notices her husband isn’t dressed. She asks, “Why aren’t you dressed for church?”
He replies, “Simple. I’m not going.”
When she presses for reasons, he shares, “First, the church is too cold. Second, I feel unwelcome because of gossip. And third, I just don’t feel like it.”
The wife responds with her own reasons: “First, it’s warm there. Second, there are people who like you. And third, you’re the minister.”
This exchange humorously highlights a typical family moment where a husband tries to dodge church duties, while his wife cleverly points out his responsibilities and the positives of attending.
